Thunderbolts
More Marvel misfits in a lukewarm rehash
The Surfer
Nicolas Cage wipes out
Havoc
Tom Hardy gets violent…again
Rust
In honor of slain DP Halyna Hutchins
The Accountant 2
Ben Affleck is back as a math savant
The Shrouds
Useless sci-fi drama from David Cronenberg
On Swift Horses
Challenging romances in the 50s
A Nice Indian Boy
Not a gay rom-com but a rom-dram
G20
Viola Davis as a kick-ass POTUS
Cheech and Chong’s Last Movie
A self-created documentary
Sinners
A vampire thriller with Michael B. Jordan as twins
The Ballad of Wallis Island
A slighty-quirky, heart-warming indie
The Amateur
Rami Malek in a spy flick without much action
Lake George
Carrie Coon averts her murder and plots revenge
Hell of a Summer
A Gen Z take on a summer camp horror flick
A Working Man
Jason Statham has a new job in the same old movie
Death of a Unicorn
This comedy thriller isn’t either
No Other Land
The devastating Oscar-winning documentary
Holland
Nicole Kidman in the Dutch city in Michigan
The Alto Knights
Robert De Niro plays TWO gangsters
Snow White
The live-action remake
O’Dessa
A unique post-apocalyptic rock opera
Novocaine
Jack Quaid feels no pain but generates plenty of laffs
Black Bag
Spy couple Cate Blanchett & Michael Fassbender
Sinners
A vampire thriller with Michael B. Jordan as twins
Hell of a Summer
A Gen Z take on a summer camp horror flick
The Bondsman
Kevin Bacon plays a demon hunter
Death of a Unicorn
This comedy thriller isn’t either
The Rule of Jenny Pen
John Lithgow terrorizes an assisted living community
The Monkey
Theo James plays twins who find a deadly toy
Heart Eyes
This serial killer only works on Valentine’s
Wolf Man
A variation on the classic werewolf
Nightbitch
Amy Adams gets werewolfy
Nosferatu
The vampire from Robert Eggers
Heretic
Hugh Grant goes villainous
Hysteria!
Satanic possession shocks a small town
Time Cut
Teen time travel plus a serial killer
Don’t Move
An edge-of-your-seat experience
Smile 2
The return of the killer grin
Teacup
An alien entity terrorizes a farm family
Grotesquerie
A detective & a nun go after a serial killer
Two new mediocre thrillers
Salem’s Lot (Max) & Hold Your Breath (Hulu)
The Substance
Demi Moore tackles age in a creepy way
AfrAId
Alexa on steroids = danger!
The Deliverance
The latest demonic possession thriller isn’t
Alien: Romulus
The latest installment is dark and dull
Trap
Night Shyamalan’s latest thriller
The Vourdalak
Tolstoy’s Russian vampire predates Dracula