Dwayne Johnson stars as the cool lifeguard leader and Zac Efron plays the unruly new recruit, as they solve one of the most unoriginal crimes ever committed for cinema. There are several impossibly-toned women to round out the team and one nebbish for comic relief who’s never funny. This is supposed to be a spoof, but the gags all fall face first in the sand. With the exception of Efron’s ridiculously ripped body and all the women’s heaving cleavages, there’s nothing in this movie worth seeing. NOTE: In addition to the dumb outtakes during the credits, there’s one final stupid joke at the end.
(1 / 5)